20 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight1) It's poorly written. Stephen King can back me up on SMeyer being a horrible writer.2) Those are not vampires, they're sparkly fags. And by fag, I don't mean gay, I mean fag.3) Edward is a 107 year old virgin. Can you say pathetic?4) Bella has no redeeming qualities; she's a very weak main character. Physically she isn't strong. She can't run away right even; she trips too much. She's not smart, either, she's almost brain dead (come on, how long did it take her to figure out Edward was a vampire again?). She's not very pretty. She's not nice; she treats her friends horribly, and wants nothing to do with normal boys who aren't monsters
50 Things I can't do...50 Things Dave Is No Longer Allowed To Do With ComputersUpdated from the 30 Things I'm no Longer allowed to do with computers!1. Windows 7 is not to be called "Macrohard Door Blinds."2. Playstation 3s are not "Visualization nodes."3. Anything involving device entries and the dd command.4. Telling other people to $ cat > /dev/null is not the same as telling them to shut up.5. I am not allowed to ask the Mac Geniuses at the Apple Store if they can install Linux on the iPod before I buy one.6. Even with fireplaces and rugs, puddles and electrical appliances, The Sims 2 is not "Killzone."7. I am not allowed to answer questions on
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